Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
when someone you hate is having a bad day
When someone says Disney is stupid and only makes things for infants
excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right
TO BEAR ARMS
IM STILL WAITING FOR THE RESPONSE
What. First the NanoFate wedding cover and now this! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
When I see art that’s better than mine my first reaction is “Wow, that’s beautiful.” Then after a moment or two I’m like “Fuck you and your well drawn hair.”